Turned the TV on early this morning just in time to catch this delightful segment of a show for Dual Cleanse, a revolutionary new colon-cleaning formula.powered by Splicd.comOk, couple of problems here. First of all, who the F is this guy? Dude, you might've been able to run this scam while you were in prison, or on the other fellas in the 'N Sync tribute band, but I'm not buying it.Second, "the first time" you saw your 4yo daughter's bowel movement? What, you gotta sign off every time she drops