India's biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group recently announced plans to market a new soft drink made from cow urine. Boy, some leads just write themselves. But really, I'm not making this up. The Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh believes the drink will help cleanse India of foreign influence.

India biggest Hindu nationalist group, the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh, are attempting to cleanse India of foreign influence and promote its ideology of Hindutva by launching a new soft drink made from cow urine: The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India’s biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it. Om Prakash, the head of the depar

Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India's Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine. Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India's biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it. Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink – called "gau jal", or "cow water" – in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of thi