Sexual Confessional December 2, 2008 – 1:00 am | by god A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.” “Tell me all of your sins, my daughter.” “Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times,” she says. The priest thinks about this long and hard, and says, “Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass, and drink it.” “Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?” “No,” the priest s

Sacrilege? I Got Your Sacrilege If you can walk past burning babies in the streets of a war zone to condemn a scared young woman at an abortion clinic, I believe you’re sacrilegious. If you can ignore the tens upon tens of thousands of children who do not have enough to eat, and no medical insurance, and schooling that has been gutted by a policy designed to funnel money into the coffers of the pResident’s brother and little else, then I believe you’re sacrilegious. If you can ignore the wh